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[edit]look! david hasselhoff! dustin hoffman!

david hasselhoffman![/edit]

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# That makes my tumpsy open out.
Into a small table.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)
# It
would
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# No it melamine.
You big silly.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Your tumpsy is
An occasional table?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# YOURS isn't?!!
What a poor sort of life.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Mine
doubles as a teasmaid
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Now that IS a boon.
I'm going to use this word a lot today.

I learned it off Trisha. Her show is so educational.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# That could be a little dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 30 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# How useful
and easy to clean
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# You've hit the nail on the head there.
It's just such a boon to my lovely life.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# How is that a
competition entry?
Ratzo Hasselhof? What?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Mid Knight cowboy?
Oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I liked it.
But then again, I am retarded.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)
# I liked it
In fact, I licked it, I just didn't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)
# I have to lick things to understand them.
Like a snail.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# It's a vastly under-rated sense
But it can get you in trouble with the law.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:43, archived)
# No kidding.
Fat Paul and I have been arrested about 15 times when we were trying to make our way out of Mothercare
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)
# No appreciation for your art
And you're just trying to earn an honest living...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I was actually robbing the store of most of its sterilizing tablets.
So I could poison Karen Franks.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)