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# A friend of mine recently had a baby.
Instead of lying on her back, she crawled around on all fours. Labour was less than an hour, no pain, no stitches. (Not bad for a tiny 21 year old.)

Ladies, you have been told.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Mrs SB
Tried a number of positions including the birthing chair. None worked and the sicklet ended up being surgically extracted.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# You're so caring for a Doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# that I am.
Just trying to keep the average twat tightness as high as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Just so long as you're not being selfish then.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)
# selfless and altruistic me.
Also a sexual philanthropist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Not to manetion a generous donator to
Small Handed Charities.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)
# indeed
this lying on the back business, is all wrong, not a natural position at all

let gravity do the work
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# correct.
Ladies, gravity is your friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)
# I was going to say that!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)
# are you sure
that wasn't the conception?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)