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[challenge entry] Budget Web hosting ;)


edit:
firstly, this is in no way a dig at b3ta, i like the site and am glad it generates enough interest to go down occasioanlly

secondly, I'm having a very hard time financially at the moment, so cannot contribute to the cause right now

thirdly, I didnt know it has been done before, everytime i checked the board i got that error

fourthly, Its a competition entry, nothing more, didnt want to start a war

From the Budget Cuts challenge. See all 747 entries (closed)

(Bingo, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# rolf mayo !!
that should win :)
(JBoom, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# 774 blocked?
(1, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Pron Methinks
Nasty stuff too
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Oh FFS
look at the board - we KNOW.

The newsletter has come out - it goes to 70,000 people and strangely a fair number of them try to get to the board.

IF YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN - HELP PAY FOR IT!
Else you can fuck off
and unoriginal poor jokes come under that too
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:42, archived)
# well said



but not the edit though. it's not often you see an original joke here. it's the execution that matters
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)
# well yes and no
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# ooh
an execution? I'd best get my Sunday bonnet out.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# actually, it's a joke
on the challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I know - did
you read the last line? But it's been done..who cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# i just read the subject line
and presumed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# i would second that
but i havent donated yet. (the money is in the post)
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:45, archived)
# I should pay for the service
But I've just secured a mortgage on my first house and my third housemate has just moved out so between saving money for the deposit and paying extra for all my bills I havent got a penny spare......sorry
(Bingo, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)
# saucer of milk for table 2
and don't forget the handbag. thank you please.
(JBoom, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)
# sorry to Bingo
just seen it before and it's just hit me as offensive & not funny.

Hope eveybody actually gives some money if they enjoy this place.
You can't talk Jboom - cough up.

Not a war.. just tired of the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
# yes mum.
if you understood my situation you wouldn't write a personal insult like that. thanks.
(JBoom, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# err
sorry you just called me catty and heavily insulted me.
I reacted to that. NOTHING to do with your situation ok?

One question - implying that you should donate is an insult - How?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
# i am full of love and peace and hapiness
and especially kittens. I got not problem here especially with an experienced and well proportioned b3tan like yourself :) If I scrape my penny pot maybe I'll see you at a bash for half a lemonade !
(JBoom, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)
# I agree about the complaints,
they can just cock off.


But most jokes on this site have been sceen at one point or another - its just how you do them.

Infact, this is probaly the best compo *cough* challange *cough* *splutter* yet.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# it has been done about 15 times already,
look before you leap
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I did it first
ME I TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)
# you can't have a go at someone
for doing the same idea as everyone else at 4pm on a Friday afternoon - think about it!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sat 11 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# poor us
all we can afford.

plus everyone in the world is lurking at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)
# hello everyone in the world
how are you
(1, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# skiving off work
that's how they are.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)
# i tried lurking once
i failed
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)
# not bad, thanks
saving up some squids to send in for the server

In case anyone can tell me, whats the best way to send in funds from abroad
(Chorlton, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)
# do you have a paypal account?
that works well...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# have you guys
sorted Fastpay?

It's uk based and low fees so you'd get alot more of the money :)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)
# We're
fine, ta.
(everyone_in_the_world, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# hah
someone actually bothered to register and reply
(1, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Sad,
isn't it.
(everyone_in_the_world, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# ooh
do you speak for us all?
(Chorlton, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)
# ha!

i laughed.
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
Ren and Stimpy!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# fnnnrrr
ha ha
(Tesla, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# in no way was this an insult
just though I'd post it, hence the ;) winky face indicating humor, sorry for any misunderstanding
(Bingo, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:44, archived)
# s'ok tiger
we still love you.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# you
are the perfect ginger lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# you got some good responses
so take them to heart and ignore the insults :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Sorry Bingo
I just reacted badly as it was about the 6th i've seen in 20mins, And again from a non donator.

I understand you are broke and can't afford it atm.
I apologise for overreacting.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# its ok
completely understandable.....maybe I just need a humor/tact upgrade.
(Bingo, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
# So do I
as i went waay to far overboard too quickly.
don't appreciate the twats now attacking me for making a valid point thou.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
# already been done
at least once.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 10 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)