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# Animal testing is still happening you know
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:16, archived)
# You are the king.
That is all
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:22, archived)
# what a lovely thing to say
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:28, archived)
# Jesus
loves me.

He can be your friend too. Have you heard the good news ?
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:30, archived)
# good news m8
?
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:31, archived)
# It was a pisstake comment
That's what all the bible bashers say "Have you heard the good news ?", you reply "ummm", "Yes, Jesus, he loves you"
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:32, archived)
# Let Jesus into your life
i know what u mean m8, although i do like a
good argument with the door-t-door god salesmen.
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:34, archived)
# "Would you like to
bring God into your house?"
"Cool, have you got him in the car? Bring him in!"
"No, the love of God is in this book and in your heart"
"Please fuck off then, and come back when you've taken over another pagan festival and shoehorned your faulted beliefs on it"
slam
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:01, archived)
# thats the one.....
or "adam and eve then, are you telling me that human life started from incest?"
usually upsets them muchly
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Let's keep
Sunday godless.
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:08, archived)
# i love the jah hovis witnesses
the one that visits me keeps going off on rants about "the kids today, wasn't like this in my time..." i like to chat to mad people.
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:10, archived)
# they are the easy ones
just mention blood transfusions to them, always gets an argument going that one.
Mormons however, are a different kettle of kittens!
they want 10% of your money from day one.
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:14, archived)
# I just ask them
about how their birthday went and would they like to join me in a cup of blood I'm just making?
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:15, archived)
# ask them for a strand of their hair
if they oblige, start chanting and weaving it through a handy voodoo doll by the side of the door
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:22, archived)
# no?
ooh, I love good news!
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:32, archived)
# See my comment above
For what I meant.

Shame really that there aint any REAL good news.
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:36, archived)
# there's plenty of good news
it just happens so often that you get used to it. you never say "hey, i'm breathing. this is fucking class!" but you've got to admit that it's pretty good news =)
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:41, archived)
# I've been swayed over
To your way of thinking. Breathing is good news.
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:43, archived)
# I love having fingers
they rule
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:45, archived)
# fingers
are by far the best things in the world ever twice. thumbs are good too.
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:56, archived)
# i just had a really nice cup of tea
before you might say so what?
but thanks to spacefish WOO!
i must use your outlook on life more and stop being a miserable bugger :)
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:49, archived)
# what a great idea
I'm gonna make one right now
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:01, archived)
# Excellent
But you should really replace the battery in your kitten rather than jumpstarting it each time.

But anyway.........

(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 13:24, archived)
# wow
that woo yay is extremely disturbing!
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:31, archived)
# that deserves the
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:36, archived)