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# i love the jah hovis witnesses
the one that visits me keeps going off on rants about 'the kids today, wasn't like this in my time...' i like to chat to mad people.
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:10, archived)
# they are the easy ones
just mention blood transfusions to them, always gets an argument going that one.
Mormons however, are a different kettle of kittens!
they want 10% of your money from day one.
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:14, archived)
# I just ask them
about how their birthday went and would they like to join me in a cup of blood I'm just making?
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:15, archived)
# ask them for a strand of their hair
if they oblige, start chanting and weaving it through a handy voodoo doll by the side of the door
(, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 14:22, archived)