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[challenge entry] look out, he may be in your area.

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(itchy_ring, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)
# aaargh
*running for hills*
(I helped save b3ta! barc0de, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)
# 6 foot chickens?!?!!
Eating men??!!

/Aughhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)
# yahaaar
that be cleverity!
(~Sunny~, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Arf!
Word play-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# A bloke is driving along the road
when he is overtaken by a chicken.
He speeds up to about 80 and manages to keep the chicken in sight. He notices that it has three legs.
The chicken turns into a farmyard entrance, so the driver (braking hard) follows it...

There is a farmer there.

"I've just followed a three legged chicken into your farm"

"Yes, I've bred them to have three legs because my wife, my son & I like a chicken leg each"

"That's a great idea! What do they taste like?"

"Dunno, never been able to catch one..."
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# I remember that joke
when it was all fields.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)