A bloke is driving along the roadwhen he is overtaken by a chicken.
He speeds up to about 80 and manages to keep the chicken in sight. He notices that it has three legs.
The chicken turns into a farmyard entrance, so the driver (braking hard) follows it...
There is a farmer there.
'I've just followed a three legged chicken into your farm'
'Yes, I've bred them to have three legs because my wife, my son & I like a chicken leg each'
'That's a great idea! What do they taste like?'
'Dunno, never been able to catch one...'
(He speeds up to about 80 and manages to keep the chicken in sight. He notices that it has three legs.
The chicken turns into a farmyard entrance, so the driver (braking hard) follows it...
There is a farmer there.
'I've just followed a three legged chicken into your farm'
'Yes, I've bred them to have three legs because my wife, my son & I like a chicken leg each'
'That's a great idea! What do they taste like?'
'Dunno, never been able to catch one...'
Duncan Disorderly,
Mon 20 Oct 2003, 13:47,
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I remember that jokewhen it was all fields.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Mon 20 Oct 2003, 13:48,
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