at a partythat was getting wild my friend concieves af a brilliant idea. Earlier, we had thrown a chunk of hamburger into the microwave, blasted it for waaay too long, and then proceeded to throw it at cars passing by (it was a busy street). Gassed, he decides to shit on a plate and throw it in the microwave, and blast it (for waay too long). The house starts to smell like absolute shite and we all run out, only to learn what had happened. The house smelt like, well, you know, shite for like a week. I never lived there. And never, EVER want to small microwaved shite again.
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