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[challenge entry] Octopii love beer

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(Alienboy, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# mmm.
Pii.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# They have good taste in lager
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Lies,
he's drinking stella.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 13:53, archived)
# I like Stella Artois
I also like Grosch and Carlings, hell if it's lager I like it, save for Nettos piss in a can lager
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Is that a fact?
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
# It is now
(Alienboy, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Thought it rang true
nice pic by the way
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# no
but the challenge is;

"B3TA CHALLENGE
100% FACT. It's gotta be true - a man down the pub told me last night. Photoshop us the sort of pub trivia that passes as fact these days and try to persuade the messageboard."

and i've been told some right shite by blokes in pubs.
like "that'll be £5:20 for those 2 pints"
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Damn
forgot the sarcasm tags again.

I got charged £6.60 for two pints of Carling in Cardiff the other day. Fucking thieving bastard cunt tossers.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 13:51, archived)
# fookin' hell
i can get 8 cans of stella for £6:50 - staying in is the new going out.
shit - did i really say that
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 13:56, archived)
# B3ta is the new work.
See you in Private Eye
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 13:58, archived)
# is
the new issue out yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:07, archived)
# £5.20?
You're getting off cheap, m8. It's £5.80 in my new local. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 13:55, archived)
# appropriate choice of lager
what with having 8 limbs and all that...
it'd make it much easier
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(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)