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[challenge entry] Bloke down the pub
told me about a chemical they add to swimming pool water?



*100% of fact urban myth

From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# that makes your cock glow?
aaaah!!

/hides
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# mine
is kinda purple and shiny at the end if that counts as glowing?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)
# i told you that lavender furniture wax
would doyou no good
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# i know
a bloke with a glass eye who cleaned it with Windowlene...

Said it stung like fuck but he could see for miles...

100% Fact
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Maybe he
feeds his cock Ready Brek. Its unlikely though.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)
# *sings*
Has anyone seen my cock
My big Rhode Island Red
He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue
And purple on his head
He stands straight up in the morning
And he gives my wife a shock
Has anybody seen, anybody seen
Anybody, anybody seen my cock

/ivor biggun
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I feed mine
Kellogs Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, sadly this means I'm knackered most of the time.
As my girlfriend says "The trouble is, it tastes too good".
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Haha. ~Excellent.
:0
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# grr
i actually clicked that

damn this fridayitis
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I clicked that!
Like a car crash, I couldn't help but try and look closer...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)
# what?
it doesn't disolve your legs then?...

So I can go swimming?..
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)