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[challenge entry] FACT!


The eye of an Ostrich is bigger than its brain.
Yes-ey, 100% of Fact!

From the 100% Fact challenge. See all 469 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# and are made of wool apparently
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:38, archived)
# and their beak is made from
cheese :o
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Good cream cheese
At least, that's what the Ostrich Farm salesman told me.
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:45, archived)
# ... and
they give birth to magic beans!
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:46, archived)
# No wonder it's brain is small
look at the size of that red arrow in it's head
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Specialist Ostrich hunting equipment
... or so I've heard.... 100% Fa(c)t-Free
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Rolf Harris explained once
that what the Western World preceives as an arrow actually points the opposite way for the Aborigines as it is actually the symbol they use of the Emu's foot which would indicated it's direction.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Now that is a fantastic fact!
The planning agencies must have great fun around Aires Rock!
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:51, archived)
# > this way to toilets
would be so much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:56, archived)
# he's shouting
"Oi! Get off my flower beds!"
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Eh
Can we have no more ACTUAL bloody fact, methinks you have missed the concept of this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Uh...no
I just thought it'd perfectly fair enough to do entertaining pics of random facts too! *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)