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# erm
goatse man rules the interweb
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# i'd like to think
the goatse man is able to produce a vacuum in his rectum, and can suck things up.

it'd be humorous.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# haha t'wud indeed
great film idead...
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I like to to think that our universe exists soley within the void that is his ass gap


edit: and the end will come when he eventually fatigues and looses grip - leading to the apocolyptic big crush
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# now
you are going too far
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# argh
a giant rectum crushing us all
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# I thought
his farts would sound like some farting into a biscuit tin

till Reverend Dan stomped out the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# how did he do that?
proof by experiment?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# no
logic, logifying that with no surfaces rubbing together no friction ergo no noise

still it would have been funnny if it were true
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)