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[challenge entry] Anne Widdecombe

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(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# It almost reminds me of
Bubs.... Woo anyway :D
(roomproject, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)
# tlog?
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Eh?
.
(roomproject, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# i thought i was being clever...
bubs from The League of Gentlemen?
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# the extraordinary ones or just the regular ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# No, Bubs of Homestar Runner
fame... It would have to have narge nostrils for a LoG link.
(roomproject, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# hmm..
tubs?
(Fiz, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# rofl
its past my bedtime... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# knock knock
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Hey wtf
ru doing with pics of my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# tubs?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# She's..
..(well, the actors are all He's) a character from the comedy The League of Gentlemen
(Fiz, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# at least im not the only one
half asleep ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# I think she has a blonde wig now.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)
# *snort*
Whitespirit would *hides* :3
(Fiz, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)
# i know i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# heh heh
vampire teeth and everything

nicely done taken erm right


stop
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Noooo!!! Not Widdecombe!!
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# You have too much time on your hands
Evening all again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# 'ullo
sir
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# hello
there

oh Scone in sixty seconds was thinking after work type drinks some time after the 12th this month
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# I may be able to shoehorn you in again.
No, missus....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# cool
though a wednesday is out of the question for them and me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Mmmm.
That means passing up my usual drinking night. I dunno....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# would the promise
of being able to drink booze tempt you more
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Well, obviously
Work nights are always a bit restrained though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# true
but I'll likely only stay for a couple due to having to be home
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# evening...
good pubbage?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Oh aye.
Quiet night honest....

hic burp
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Front Bench
not front page.
Ugly as.....
(Dr_Seuss, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# *shudder*
woo... but eww :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# incredible likeness
any of you fancy helping me out tonight? Just spent all night working on nightmare database stuff and come up with an oober l33t text-in thing for the radio station i work at....but i need to load test it. If you could spare 2 seconds to send a text to the number then hit refresh to verify it comes up.

Two promises 1) it's an o2 simcard wired to my home pc... so i'm not storing any of the numbers, and it only costs the usual price of a text message.

p.s. is jim vulga still alive? then he hasn't had nearly enough ale!
(tufty, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# duh heres the address
www.simonhardwick.com/read_text.asp
(tufty, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Works
for me

edit: Your audio streams don't work in iTunes though. Bloody Windows Media :(
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# very neat.
how do you do it then?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# magic of the wookie hole witch
and my old nokia 7110 with a data cable... held together by blu tac cos the battery is loose! When a text comes in theres a bit of trickery that sends it as an http request to a server and stores the message in a database
(tufty, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# is it documented
trickery? or did you make it up?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# .
it's a cheeky workaround of an existing bit of software originally designed to send texts as emails.

It seems to be cutting all the messages short, I think I may know why though.......(goes off to tweak)
(tufty, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)