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# my personal fave
on the back of a dirty white van

'I wish my wife was as dirty as this'
(BadgerPirate, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# on a dirty police prisoner transort van,
my bird saw "Gary Glitter On Tour" drawn in the dirt.
(snitchell, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Outside Leicester Crown Court
On a prison wagon, "A con is for life, not just for christmas"
(I helped save b3ta! fineart, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)
# to which is replied
'She is'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I love as I have done for ever
Be alert - the world needs more lerts
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Usually followed by:
"No, be aloof, there's too many Lerts around"

then

"No. Be alert, there's safety in numbers"
(100%hummusfree, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# On the back of
a recently washed gleaming white transit, in black marker pen : "Also available in dirty grey".
(Daveybaby, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)
# just after gulf war 1
i saw a van with "iragi prisoners in transit" written in the grime on the back
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# once written along the side of my dad's car:
fitted with anti-glare paint
(Fille, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Dirty white car.
Also in kidlington there was inscripted in the dirt on a white car for sale,"also avalable on white"!

Not the best but quite good!
(punkman03, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Well
i never.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 4 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# She Is!
no.. really
(tom the astronaut, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Again on the back of a van
"Well driven? Must be stolen"
(dirtyhippy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 9:24, archived)
# your username is appropriate
theres a vw microbus down the road from my house and on the back is written, i beat up four hippies and all i got was this lousy bus.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# i've seen....
"I wish my wife
was this dirty"

To which some lag had added
's sister
to the top line.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Can't remember where it was
but I passed a grubby old white van and somebody had quite carefully sketched a naked lady into the dust. Practically a work of art (but with big knockers!).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# always liked the old
"stephen hawking washed my van' line ...
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I saw this in Chicago in the 80s:
On the back of a dirty van was scrawled "Drive Like an Egyptian," which was amusing until I thought about it.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Also on a van....
Spotted on my way to work one cold, miserable morning....
"D & J Evans
Plumbing & Heating Engineers,
We do exactly what it says on the van."

To which some genius had added...

"Drink tea and eat biscuits"

absolutely classic, my thanks to the author, still makes me laugh.
(jr_jayr, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)