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# on a train, you get them signs that say
'Please give up this seat for a disabled person'

Someone has scribbled out certain words and letters so it actually read

'Please eat a disabled person'
(JBoom, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Yes yes yes!!!
I saw something very similar on a bus about 15 years ago - "Please eat the elderly and disabled."
Still makes me smile now...
(Sleary, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I worked in ASDA a long time ago...
...and someone had changed the signs saying 'please do not smoke at this table' to 'please do not eat this table'.

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# there was the classic tube one too...
'Obstruct the doors and be dangerous'
(I helped save b3ta! ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)
# variation on a theme
or "obstructing the doors can anger us" .. think it was on the picadilly line
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# i saw
that one too, but some one had scribbled "GAURDS" on the end of it
(I helped save b3ta! The Ginja Ninja, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)
# its that time again...
my dear god sir, i've seen this too
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# similar
Trains in Sydney:

At night, please travel near the guard's carriage, marked with a blue light.

changed to

At night, rave near the guard's carriage with a blue light.
(mxxx, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Isn't it
At night rave near the guard's compartment naked with a blue light?
(Funt, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 5:14, archived)