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(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Yup
I like that one.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# back at ya pat
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# yay for monocles
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# love
it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# haha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa
Patrick!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# winnar
fer shoer!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# woooo, that's beautiful.
ARGH

i have my driving test in half an hour.
What can i do to not be nervous??

(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
#
go and get drunk ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# First or second time?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# first..
but i'm going to fail.
I'm not very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# all I would say is
learn where the windscreen wiper switch is...

/bitter
EDIT: and good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Take a book
to read during the boring bits
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# You'll be alright
Blokes usually fail their first test, but Women are ok (statistically)

Just for christs sake remember: DON'T let the wheels touch the curb, that's an automatic fail. Well it was when I took the test anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# wasn't for me
that was one of my minor faults
(vork and burlap, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# My sister
failed hers five times.

Sorry, was I not supposed to say that?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# my mate failed
his theory test 6 times

thick cunt
(vork and burlap, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# be thankful you didnt have the conditions i had on my test
It stopped snowing an hour before.
The test still went ahead though :S

p.s. good luck! Sure youll be fine : )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Best of luck
to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Clark CliffClive Jingel KjellElg, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Pretend you're going on a driving lesson.
Or
get drunk.

Prolly go with the first un

Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Good luck!
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# thank you
everybody who said good luck.
I'm taking Rescue Remedy and listening to Black Eyed Peas/60s classics in preparation so we will see.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# The black eyed peas
can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# make a mask of
snoop dogg 'chillin' and insist that your examiner wears it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
that might work.
Although i think i would prefer him to wear my Iain mask...
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# put your driving instructors hand in a
bowl of warm water.

they'll want to pee themselves all the way through and make the test shorter.

of course, how in hell you'll get their hand in the water i'll never know
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# oooh, forgot you had that
good luck chook

and I'll try my best not to say that I passed first time with only 2 minor faults
(vork and burlap, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# good luck
just take it slow & you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Not too slow though....
Good luck me dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Flick yourself off to Trisha that should help!

Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# I like
new wallpaper - I had weebl shouting pie for too long
(I helped save b3ta! fineart, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# That's a bit special
I likes that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# that
is special in the best possible way
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)