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[challenge entry] Shite Compo entry no.123092134032

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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# hehe
woo, that's actually pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# And surprisingly optimistic...
...at precisely 280 pixels wide.

Edit: or is that a b3ta new document default setting in photoshop 7?
(LaFamilleCatt, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# heh
i make most of my images 280 wide by habit, keeps the board looking clean
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# no fucker bothers with that these days
because it's unlucky. Only problem is... All the posts that would have been frontpaged if they'd been the right size.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# hehehe
may i apologise for drunken hugging of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# did you?
I don't remember the party. I'd been up since the night before and was on auto pilot. Oh I do remember something. I remember someone puting a camera in my face and setting the flash off - blinding me for 30 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# ahh
and yes, i belive so, and from what i can remember, you also argued that i wasn't me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# ah yes
you showed me your leg. It all comes back.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# just dropping by mid-tidying-room
and that sounds bad.
"showing him a bit of leg"
anyhoo.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# ahh, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# That was me
sorry.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# was it?
Are you sure? On the stairs?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Oh, ah,
no, I blinded you in the sofa type area, I think.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# good
oh well. I'm not blind. I CAN SEE! I'M CURED!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Phew.
Thank god for that. The board'd be a bit odd through one of those text-to-speech things.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I tend to make everything 280 pixels wide...
...as a matter of course - purely out of habit.

Unless it's a specifically big joke that needs the extra width.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# mine are usually 280!
i never ever had an front page.... oh yeah forgot me piccies are shite... sorry my mistake!!!! : )
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# excuse me sir...
Did you get my mail?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# dunno
mail a bit screwed at the mo. What did you send?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# I'll have to check...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# This is what I sent:
Two things Mr. Manuel:

(I call you that because I've yet to pay you.. and I cannot because I'm broke)

1) I was thinking that "Double Meaning" might be a good idea for a challenge?

2) Can I judge a challenge sometime?

Love your site.. mean it.

Thanks,
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# .

Click for big version
(LaFamilleCatt, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# The big one...
...could try standing on his side.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Sadly...
...he's a bit "special"
(LaFamilleCatt, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# But not as special as...
this one...
(LaFamilleCatt, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# and that!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# i chortledildidlioed
at that!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Class!
(CMU, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# i created a new photoshop doc
and accepted the settings given. Probably from a pic where i'd put in a bit of effort....
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)