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# Spiders scare me so much
They are the one thing I'm actually terrified of.
That picture has made me lift my legs of the ground, I'm now squatting on my chair hugging my knees, EEEEerrrgh, Spiders!


Plus I don't like sugar, I cannot stand it
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# What about
Meerkats?
(McDave, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# They don't so much scare me,
because I know one won't be near. But spiders are EVERYWHERE!
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# what, you mean like the one on your shoulder?
Did you get the picture, by the by?
(McDave, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# almost everywhere
that I go.

They like to wag their' tails
at all the pretty girls

blablabla
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# they can stand without any help anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Hope you don't meet a Tarantuala with a bag of Silver Spoon
Ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# I remember
On holiday once we went to a zoo, and there were tarantula things in glass cage-dealies. So my dad put my hand in and touched one, and it made me go all wobbly
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Just imagine it was a kitten
....with eight legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Kittens
aren't terribly poisonous
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Neither are Tarantulas.


well.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Aren't they
?
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Bees and Wasps are technically poisonous
You know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# *hilariously poisonous

(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Tarantulas don't have Tuna Breath
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# can you sit it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# you don't like
sugar? the spider thing I can understand, they make my skin crawl and my pulse race in a way that makes me feel like I'm going to pass out
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# My girlfriend laughed at me once
because we went into her cellar, and there was a HUGE spider sitting on the wall, and I couldn't move at all. I couldn't breathe and just stood there holding the banister like a loon.
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# I can't even
go into cellars, just in case... it's dark and gloomy and exactly where spiders like to hang out. I'm itching all over now and twitching, terrified in case I see one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Spiders!
I just don't like them. They're so....spidery.

I'm just glad they can't fly
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# cor imagine if they could
FLYING SPIDERS, all covered in sugar! OOOOOOOOOH!!!!
just imagine it! Go on! Imagine it!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# haha, that would be silly
I'm not scared of sugar, I just really don't like it. Just the way its never clean, its always got that look about it. And how it sticks together in big lumps, and the noise it makes
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# how are you with
cotton wool?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# the noise it makes isn't very nice
and shush you :p
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# would it be terribly unkind to call you
a big poof?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# No
I'm a big fairy when it comes to spiders
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)