Up, or down.
Arctic or tropical.
Margret Thatcher or lovely lady?
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The conditions those average measurements are taken under.
Length as measured when:
Erect or flaccid,
In cold temperatures or warm,
And in the presence of an unpleasant or off putting thing like Maggie thatcher, or with someone more attractive...
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there's
someone more attractive than Thatcher?
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The Scone from U.N.C.L.E.,
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