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[challenge entry] I wouldnt mind this pop up....

Havent had a cuppa in ages.

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(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# *sprains clicking finger*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# mmmmm tea.
want a cuppa. no fresh milk and packed kettle.

bah. i would kill for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# today i had FIVE cups of tea from an amazing
new tea-machine, which has millions of types of teas, and you have sliders of how much of stuff you want, and, and, and

it has a progress bar! i like technology when it is involved in the production of tea
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# that sounds very cool
is it a big vending machine or more of a domestic item?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# a giant vending machine,
in one of the coffee shops in my college, it also does chocolate, milk, coffee, capaautunanathatatchinos, soup and millions more

and i really hit the jackpot in the morning, after the sweet-dispencer-thing was loaded with new packets of salty goodness, she didn't notice a whole THREE packets of hula-hoops falling off, which I promptly grabbed, sat in a corner, and ate
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# woah
that sounds magical!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# yeah
but can you access the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# all web cafe computers should be fitted with automatic coffee dispensers
the true mouse-laziness factor.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# DOWNLOADING
TEA

that would make me so happy, in big flashing letters
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# it will be done.
leave it to me.

edit: you know what would be better?
a web interface to your tea machine
you can order a drink, and by the time you get to the machine, it's ready for you and cooling...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# someone has stuck an advert for a laptop on it already,
so maybe
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# I don't like tea (or coffee)
But I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# sorry
that just reminds me of those tea flavoured scented panty liners from the other night!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Tea scented panty liners?!
They exist? Where do I get them?
/hides
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# stay hidden
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# It doesn't work
:(
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# you know
it will turn out to be porn.

and not free.

don't be fooled!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# Actally...
Ill be getting a free cuppa and biscuit tomorrow as im giving blood!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# oooh
i did that the other week. except it was at aberystwyth uni, so it's going to welsh people :(
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# You should have caught AIDS first
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Ooo, I give blood
which reminds me, I can now give blood again!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# is your blood alcohol level low enough
for the first time in months?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# Yes, that's it
and the fact I had to wait 12 months after I had my lip ring put in!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)