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[challenge entry] I feel MUCH better now.

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(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# LEMSIP IS SHIT
thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# But
what if it had morphine and crack in it?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# up
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(dognutz, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# then it would be
the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# You can
in fact wash Lemsip into much more powerful LemCrack by dissolving it in a solution of baking soda and baking it in the oven.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# 82%
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# and everybody likes
a good shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
#
will it get rid of my headache?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# you won't know
whether you have a headache or not
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# so...
will it make me see my own twisted, drug fueled death?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Depends on the dose
and whether you have a mirror
edit: I have a Victorian recipe for cough mixture containing a pennyworth each of peppermint, treacle and opium. 100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
#
have you tried it yet?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# No one would sell me
a pennyworth.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)