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[challenge entry] GROAN

From the The Drugs DO work challenge. See all 363 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:10, archived)
# RANK IT!
RANK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Jesus
You're still here? Haven't you heard of Lemsip?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Hmmmmm, how do you know what's wrong with me?
I only said I was ill, I never said what the nature of my illness was.

*suspicious*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:23, archived)
# You forget
I know everything
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:25, archived)
# dutchbird is the official illness distributor
she just looked down the list to your name, and there was the illness she had bestowed upon you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:25, archived)
# What about the genital warts?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:26, archived)
# No thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:42, archived)
# I used to be in charge
of natural disasters. I loved that job.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Somehow I knew that me getting chickenpox was more than just bad luck
I knew someone somewhere was taking the piss with that one.

Had my return to work interview on Saturday. My manager sat there taking the piss out of me for being 24 and having chicken pox.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:33, archived)
# *innocent whistling*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Bonnnngggg!
Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Hehe
I've been thinking, when you hit a gong it definitely goes, boonnngggg, but what noise does a bong make when you hit it?
(I helped save b3ta! teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Smash
usually.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Do you know, I can't stop singing
the words 'soapy titwank' to the tune of bob the builder.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Now you've got me at it.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Me three
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:31, archived)
# I can't stop wanking
over Bob the Builder.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:22, archived)
# /inhale
/exhale

Err,




What was the question

?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:19, archived)
# pffft
Made I giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:19, archived)