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# How rhinos settle their disputes


a quick picture, and a question: I'm going to donate a cartoon for the raffle...any idea as to which bloody one I should frame up and so on? For the sake of amnesiacs, there are all of my FP'ed cartoons in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# yay
*smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Anyone
up for iSketch?
Yeah it is a bit early, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:27, archived)
# iSketch! iSketch!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:30, archived)
# woo!
a cartoon in the raffle's a great idea...
(1, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:21, archived)
# :) The bayeux tapestry one!
That one's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:21, archived)
# [AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT OF] offense,
but technically, it wasn't fp'ed. It would still be good for the raffle.
(Amer3tan, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:22, archived)
# :P
Why would that offend me?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:23, archived)
# no offense, but
I HATE YOU YOU SUCK AND EVERYTHING YOU DO IS COMPLETE AND UTTER RUBBISH

not actually my opinion, but no offense is the worst phrase in the universe
(1, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:24, archived)
# It truly is.
Well said that One.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:25, archived)
# no offence
but I think you're full of shite there



ummm...


hey...
You're right :/
(Whoopie the slug, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Oh' my gawd, you are soo random !!!!
It's crazy....


Best responce is to explain your process of thought for a good 5 minuites, they won't say it again... and if they do, take 10 minuites


Ningle
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:34, archived)
# wait
you know those bars, they're nice anyway there's not many images online and why do people continue to make images about 'badgers' we all know it got old after ten days anyway as I was saying before I was so crudely interpreted I wanted to give you this llama marzipan spanner, which involves the corageous key in the worksop excersising their eggplant, as eggplants are getting really fat these daysm according to a recent report by greenpeace. Anyway, that doesn't stop a giant asteroid from crashing into earth, and if you watch 'horizon' then that's every two years, not the program, but the amazing ceremony of oranges that began in 1885 when a giant orange came along and started rocking out to disco music, which hadn't been invented yet. Then a giant spaceship came and destroyed everything, this blowing a hole in the matrix.. dvd box set sales. President Bush declared a war on his pencil sharpener and all was well.
(1, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Now explain how you came to that
as there is nothing truely random...


"This guy from b3ta, commented how the word 'random' is his worst comment. This was in reply to another really annoying comment that people seem to say today, 'no offence'. So I decided to create a psudo-random reply. I started mentioning the weblegend known as 'badger badger badger', created by Weebl, and how old it is getting.........



More like that, so they can relate to it, and truely understand your thought prosses.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:46, archived)
# I started mentioning 'that bar', relating to the nesle double cream which I was planning on eating today.
The badger badger comment was based on both an image by foof yesterday and the last page of the something awful photoshop firday where someone had made an image featuring badgers.
'As I was saying before I was so crudely interpreted' is a pun on 'rudely interruppted' and was going to be a small animation before I realised I couldn't be bothered. llama marzipan spanner is a mix between a monkey wrench, llamas (the randomest of animals) and a character from homestar runner. Corageous key in the workshop is from when I got one word in Microsoft word and used the thesaurus to expand it to a paragraph. Eggplant... is probably when I went into asda and saw them, thinking eggplant is a really funky name. Eggplants are getting really fat these days is from the verb 'excersising' that I used with the word eggplant. Greenpeace would be the ones making a report about the health of plants, and probably making some sort of effigy of big businesses who were to blame. Giant asteroid... probably from 'armageddon'. Horizon comment... from a letter sent into radio times several months ago about horizon always reporting new ways in which we're all going to die. I like oranges. rocking out to disco music... probably from a mobile phone advert where dancing is banned and the guy dances. hen I realised disco music wasn't invented in 1885. Giant spaceship... I was thinking about the planet express ship in futurama then. There probably isn';t a matrix dvd box set, but meh. Bush... well he declares war on everything.

*Breathes*
(1, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Nah', you've explained each indivudal item.
Let me explain....

"Volvic, solpadeine, strawberrys are nice"


"Last night my mates came around, and we had a few drinks, just cheap wine and a few beers. Now is the morning after, and i'm sitting at my desk with a head ache. I need some solpadeine and some water to help desolve it. Trouble is, it tastes really nasty, i'll have to get some bubble-gum or something, I think i'll get strawbery flavoured, as I haven't had that in a long time."


See how it links together into a logical train of thought, yet is probaly the worlds most borring story.

It does, for some reason, work as a chatup line if a girl calls you random... but those who would say that word in that contex, would probaly respond with "hehe, rannnnDOOOMMM"
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Oh, god
You're "Someone". What the hell are you talking about, now?
(Amer3tan, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:41, archived)
# how much the phrase 'no offence' sucks
(1, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:45, archived)
# You're
funnier on Nothing Forums
(Amer3tan, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Nothing Forums?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:50, archived)
# A
site (forum).
(Amer3tan, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:51, archived)
# the best site in the world
www.nothingforums.com

*looks at b3ta* second best.
*looks at other forums* um, hundredth... um... let's just say it's in the top billion.
(1, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:57, archived)
# It's a good site,
but it's not #1. Maybe.
(Amer3tan, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# ahh.
you're noggin, aren't you...
(1, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# You
must be a fucking genius
(Amer3tan, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:57, archived)
# I know
I have a nobel prize in geniusnessitynessfullness.
(1, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# You
must be witty, then?
(Amer3tan, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# yes.
listen to this hilarious joke:
why did the chicken cross the road? YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS ONE
(1, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# You
must be (some other idea), then?
(Amer3tan, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 10:00, archived)
# yes
*unfunny comment*
(1, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
#
*remark*
(Amer3tan, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
# Just read the Subjects
in this bit....
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 10:11, archived)
# My dad always told me to use my noggin
I never knew what he was talking about... untill know....


**Uses you**
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 10:10, archived)
#
thank you
(Amer3tan, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 10:10, archived)
# it was
it just got bumped off
(1, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:23, archived)
#
oh
(Amer3tan, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:24, archived)
# I thought people may say that
I've been thinking whether or not I could bear to part with it... it would be for the greater good (B3ta server fees)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:24, archived)
# You don't have to listen to me though
I'm just a crazy little 16-year old who isn't able to come to the bash anyway :(
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:26, archived)
# TJ
Does this taste like I think it does? :/
booze


Ps Woo to the pic :)
(Whoopie the slug, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:22, archived)
# savoury?

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:22, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the following flavours
Prawn Cocktail Smirnoff
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:37, archived)
# CLASS
Horn gloves!!

WOO, YAY and ÜBER Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:22, archived)
# woo!
who will win?
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:24, archived)
# place your bets
by sending hard cash to...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:28, archived)
# ooh!
that am good! i would love to win any one of your cartoons!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:25, archived)
# what...even the shitty ones?

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:28, archived)
# yes
then, when you become a world famous artist, i'll blackmail you not to show the world that you used to be quite shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:30, archived)
# "used to be " ?
:¬P
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:39, archived)
# I didn't want to say anything
but you may have a point...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:39, archived)
#


His using free-hosting, so it's ok =P
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:41, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:41, archived)
# fantastic!!
yay!
(happymat27, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:48, archived)
# hehe
woo!

I think you should do the 'where zoos buy hippos' one, but maybe that's just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:44, archived)