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# Now explain how you came to that
as there is nothing truely random...


'This guy from b3ta, commented how the word 'random' is his worst comment. This was in reply to another really annoying comment that people seem to say today, 'no offence'. So I decided to create a psudo-random reply. I started mentioning the weblegend known as 'badger badger badger', created by Weebl, and how old it is getting.........



More like that, so they can relate to it, and truely understand your thought prosses.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:46, archived)
# I started mentioning 'that bar', relating to the nesle double cream which I was planning on eating today.
The badger badger comment was based on both an image by foof yesterday and the last page of the something awful photoshop firday where someone had made an image featuring badgers.
'As I was saying before I was so crudely interpreted' is a pun on 'rudely interruppted' and was going to be a small animation before I realised I couldn't be bothered. llama marzipan spanner is a mix between a monkey wrench, llamas (the randomest of animals) and a character from homestar runner. Corageous key in the workshop is from when I got one word in Microsoft word and used the thesaurus to expand it to a paragraph. Eggplant... is probably when I went into asda and saw them, thinking eggplant is a really funky name. Eggplants are getting really fat these days is from the verb 'excersising' that I used with the word eggplant. Greenpeace would be the ones making a report about the health of plants, and probably making some sort of effigy of big businesses who were to blame. Giant asteroid... probably from 'armageddon'. Horizon comment... from a letter sent into radio times several months ago about horizon always reporting new ways in which we're all going to die. I like oranges. rocking out to disco music... probably from a mobile phone advert where dancing is banned and the guy dances. hen I realised disco music wasn't invented in 1885. Giant spaceship... I was thinking about the planet express ship in futurama then. There probably isn';t a matrix dvd box set, but meh. Bush... well he declares war on everything.

*Breathes*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Nah', you've explained each indivudal item.
Let me explain....

"Volvic, solpadeine, strawberrys are nice"


"Last night my mates came around, and we had a few drinks, just cheap wine and a few beers. Now is the morning after, and i'm sitting at my desk with a head ache. I need some solpadeine and some water to help desolve it. Trouble is, it tastes really nasty, i'll have to get some bubble-gum or something, I think i'll get strawbery flavoured, as I haven't had that in a long time."


See how it links together into a logical train of thought, yet is probaly the worlds most borring story.

It does, for some reason, work as a chatup line if a girl calls you random... but those who would say that word in that contex, would probaly respond with "hehe, rannnnDOOOMMM"
(, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 10:07, archived)