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[challenge entry] Da Da Daaa Da da da, Daa Daa


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From the Disappointing Tribute Bands challenge. See all 725 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:27, archived)
# nice
I like that.. yay
(Buzzcaner, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)
# That's no album
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# I actually heard the Scissor Sisters version of comfortably numb on an advert
I nearly fucking choked...I hope those talentless cunts do and I hope it fucking hurts them
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# It's a grower


Like a tumor
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:30, archived)
# It's just disgraceful -
how can someone better a classic?! It's like Justin Timberlake coming in and trying to sing an acceptable version of November Rain. I hope all the people involved in this massacre fucking die and all their children are run over by immigrants (who are only given 6 months) because it's not right. Money has become too much of a reason to record these days - if you record a song it's becuase you have something to day. Scissor Sisters cannot even grasp the concept behind the dong let alone the emoption put behind the guitar solos. I hope they all repnet or they will meet me in hell and they will suffer for it!

/Major fucking rant
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:34, archived)
# achingly hip
one review called them

what the fuck does that mean, when it's at home
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:36, archived)
# you get a big stick
and then you hit someone at the top of their leg with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Is it
a type of arthritis?
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:39, archived)
# heh heh
hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Achingly hip?!
This was obviously written by a spastic that would Sir Joey of Deacon to shame. Any cunt can become a pop star these days - Daniel Bedingfield needs murdering for a start. Stardom should be reserved for those who have earned the right! Those who have toiled over lerarning an instrument for years (13 years meself - not bitter just shit) and not some pretty gay boy who may be able to dance. Am I alone in my hatred?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:39, archived)
# no, no you aren't
fucking record bastard companies ripping off the public, the performers and then whinge about the downloading of music
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Thank you!!
I get such odd looks when I go into usually!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:43, archived)
# well, I for one
think there are too many talented people overlooked for the quick buck made from esencially?? children
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:52, archived)
# I'd start a campaign but
Simon cunting Cowell would over-rule all possible homegrown talent. If anyone has seen 'We Will Rock You'[ then you know what will happen and you know we need a saviour! My money is on Justin Hawkins! SAVE US JUSTIN! YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:57, archived)
# Sorry I have a severe aversion to these talentless cunts
taking the place of proper musicians who've worked the pub circuit to make it in the music world.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:42, archived)
# when i hold up this shape......
what can you see?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:31, archived)
# that's no pint
it's a.....wait
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:30, archived)
# yay!
(Astatine, Sat 7 Feb 2004, 0:42, archived)