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# ladies & gentlemen....i give you the cooputer


after nearly burning my tea for the millionth time tonight, i demand that someone makes this
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Mon 2 Sep 2002, 20:54, archived)
# would be superb
for creating hummus pies!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Mon 2 Sep 2002, 20:55, archived)
# wow
b3ta for girls!

/runs very quickly away
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 2 Sep 2002, 20:55, archived)
# KILLLLLL!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Mon 2 Sep 2002, 20:59, archived)
# I'll hold him down,
you kick him. Then we can swap and take turns. Deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 2 Sep 2002, 21:16, archived)
# too late
I've scarpered!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 2 Sep 2002, 21:25, archived)
# He may think he can get away...
But we will track him to the ends of the earth and have our revenge. Mwahahahaha!
Actually, I like your idea. Can't THINK where we're going to kick though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Mon 2 Sep 2002, 21:31, archived)
# ha ha
missed both my legs!

/bottom rip-off
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 2 Sep 2002, 21:40, archived)
# Very nice,
but you'd need a windscreen wiper type dealey for when the screen gets steamed up while cooking 2am curry.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Sep 2002, 20:58, archived)
# Miele
has a nice one. Perfect temp water!
If you like coffee it also grinds your beans.
(bluemerle, Mon 2 Sep 2002, 21:21, archived)
# But sadly
no kittens
(bluemerle, Mon 2 Sep 2002, 21:22, archived)