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# Mine's more a mauve
- Yes I blame Mavis Beacon for my inconsistent typing, It's that bloody Chameleon it puts me off.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:29, archived)
# my sister dropped something yesterday
so i said "haha, what's wrong Jeremy Beadle hands?"

my family blanked me for about 10 minutes, they hadn't the foggiest what i was on about
edit: fuck knows the relevance of this to the original context
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:31, archived)
# I think the traditional expression is
"Oops! Butterfingers."

Which I once accidentally said out loud in Our Price when a man dropped a CD case on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:33, archived)
# It's the way of the b3tan
we have to live a solitary existance for no-one understands our hummus, other than other b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:33, archived)
# ahh Jeremy Beadle
I got funny looks when I said my hand was going like beadles after using the mouse too much... Well I thought it was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:35, archived)
# My mum told me off
for taking the piss out of Stephen Hawking.

But he's such a thicko. Brief History of Time was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:36, archived)
# he's a proffessor in physics
probably the greatest mind in the present world

but good call
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:37, archived)
# He stole all he knows
that's genius alright.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:39, archived)
# He might be clever...
but he isnt clever enough to wipe his own arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:43, archived)
# Never a truer word said
"If your such a genius Stephen then stop talking like a fucking Speak & Spell!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:46, archived)
# Clever enough
to have an affair with his nurse...

I still haven't worked that one out. Maybe space-time really is curved.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:46, archived)
# Nah
he's only as famous as he is because he's disabled. Controversial, I know, but it makes good television.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 6 Jun 2004, 1:45, archived)