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[challenge entry] Stunningly true...

From the Corporate Rebranding challenge. See all 800 entries (closed)

(drydo, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 10:49, archived)
# That's what we
call Carlsberg Special Brew up here (Kiltieland.) Now I feel like one.*

*[Anticipates replies] A beer, I mean.
(Small Beer, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 10:52, archived)
# my wife left me after i started drinking stella
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Ok ok ok
Who's Stella then?
(Small Beer, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 10:54, archived)
# badum tish
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 10:56, archived)
# With another woman
naked in the bath?? No wonder
(eyebrows, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 10:58, archived)
# i asked her if she wanted to join us

that didnt go down to well

the blonde did though


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 11:03, archived)
# As long as you let
her come up for air
(eyebrows, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)
# i leant her my snorkel


*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Gah!
B3tan by 4 minutes, damn you!

Have a woo anyway,

(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 10:57, archived)