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[challenge entry] Let's get back to basics, shall we?

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(blindspot, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:32, archived)
# I love lard,
best of all the fats.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:34, archived)
# Mmm yum
and it's better for you than MSG
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:36, archived)
# Mucky Stinky Girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:37, archived)
# Those too
Monosodium Glutamate

that and its evil friend Aspartame. That one makes me go crazy. Err... more crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:40, archived)
# LARD!
FUCKING LARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:37, archived)
# My Granny
used to feed me pork dripping and brown sugar sandwiches.

*shudder*


(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:39, archived)
# Crazy aunts
tongue sandwiches

JUST NO. Some body parts are just not meant to be eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:43, archived)
# You mean
like chitterlings?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:47, archived)
# Those too
that and brains, hearts and lungs...

I don't object to liver, except on the basis that I don't like it. But I do like kidneys (as in steak and kidney pie).
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:56, archived)
# Erm
You DO know what the kidneys do don't you?

They are piss filters.

That's why they taste like that.

Nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# Taste like what?
Yummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# Kidneys and cow sheds
always smell the same to me.

Now I know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)
# a lovely quote:
"They must be soaked and rinsed thoroughly in several changes of cool water, and repeatedly picked clean, by hand, of extra fat and specks."

"specks", OK? -- friggin' SPECKS!!!

/Sad thing is, I'm a fifth-generation Southerner. Do you have any idea how many times I've eaten chitlin's?
*parp*
(tookishlad, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:01, archived)
# My lineage is similar
and I've eaten them once (just to say I have).

Similar story with prarie oysters.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# I ate a black pudding once
it was foul
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
# Just more examples of the timeless burden
we poor Southerners must forever bear.

*sigh*

/wish I had a mint julep right now. heh.
(tookishlad, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)