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# Crazy aunts
tongue sandwiches

JUST NO. Some body parts are just not meant to be eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:43, archived)
# You mean
like chitterlings?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:47, archived)
# Those too
that and brains, hearts and lungs...

I don't object to liver, except on the basis that I don't like it. But I do like kidneys (as in steak and kidney pie).
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 2:56, archived)
# Erm
You DO know what the kidneys do don't you?

They are piss filters.

That's why they taste like that.

Nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# Taste like what?
Yummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# Kidneys and cow sheds
always smell the same to me.

Now I know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)
# a lovely quote:
"They must be soaked and rinsed thoroughly in several changes of cool water, and repeatedly picked clean, by hand, of extra fat and specks."

"specks", OK? -- friggin' SPECKS!!!

/Sad thing is, I'm a fifth-generation Southerner. Do you have any idea how many times I've eaten chitlin's?
*parp*
(tookishlad, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:01, archived)
# My lineage is similar
and I've eaten them once (just to say I have).

Similar story with prarie oysters.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:08, archived)
# I ate a black pudding once
it was foul
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
# Just more examples of the timeless burden
we poor Southerners must forever bear.

*sigh*

/wish I had a mint julep right now. heh.
(tookishlad, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)