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[challenge entry] I'm going to get sued...

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(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
my mate was silly enough to buy a Dell, but then, he does use AOL too, so I shouldn't be too surprised
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:19, archived)
# People like that
shouldn't be allowed to buy computers.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Or have children
for that matter. Scum of the earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:22, archived)
# too late for that
he's got three
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Are they all ginger?
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:25, archived)
# fortunately, no
or I would have put them out of my misery by now :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:26, archived)
# easy
I have a Dell, and I use AOL, and I know what I'm doing* .... but then again, as I always say, if you aren't living on the edge, then you're taking up too much space :)






*may not even be 25% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:22, archived)
# I work* on a dell
and it's been good as gold for about 18 months so far...


*for a given value of "work"
(Dangermouse., Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:27, archived)
# If [work] > 1hr/day invoke >>> [beer]
they're cheap and so long as you set everything up they way you want, reliable. doesn't mean they are great, just that I don't have the time to build me own machine.

(I admit that I only use AOL because I haven't worked out how to stop paying them from 4years ago yet .... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:32, archived)
# I dread having to go round his place,
he is permanently online, and that browser melts my eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:23, archived)
# I dread going to my mother in law's
She's lovely and all but hasn't a clue about computers and Dog and me always end up fixing it for her :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:26, archived)
# that's what kids are there for
to deal with technical stuff
imagine what your little 'un will have to explain to you when you are older :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:28, archived)
# I am determined to keep up with things
so that I don't burden the poor things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:30, archived)
# it's just that technology moves so fast these days
that it's bound to run away from you someday :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:32, archived)
# it'll happen
like the popularisation of the leyboard or something hit our parents, there'll be some mad new tech will come along when I'm 50 that I'll just deliberately pretend not to understand, safe in the knowledge that I'm meant to fall behind and secretly enjoy annoying the young 'uns.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:37, archived)
# My parents are fine with tech stuff.
I'm hoping I inherit their tech genes.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:40, archived)
# The horror,
the horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] *Goads Large Letigious Companies*
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
It'll be worth it, though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
# dell-ightful
if your computing knowledge is as advanced as that you should phone them, they'll make you head of tech support!

(broccoli holocaust, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
# arf
and


arf!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:20, archived)
# call me geeky, but...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*

woo XD
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Larf?
Oh alright then. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 15:56, archived)