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[challenge entry] suitable for comp???

by the way i think it's sloth's sister?!?

From the Corporate Rebranding challenge. See all 800 entries (closed)

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# very suitable
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# i for one am scared.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# Damned suitable!
The swines just lost a recorded delivery DVD of mine today!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:07, archived)
# like there's anything surprising about that

sorry to hear about it though
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:13, archived)
# comp it then
fool
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:08, archived)
# doned it
and i pity the fool! - not that of course i pity myself i only do that in the dark!!!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Stamp it
Stamp it hard

TJ: I'm still at work, listening to the football on 5 live. Tuesday I had to scan 50 odd negatives for a client. This was okay, but dull. She has now seen these and complained they are too "magenta". I now have to go home and scan them all again as they can't be colour balanced/levelled properly (Trust me, I've tried).
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
#
I lament her magenta
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:11, archived)
# tell the whining slag
to drink less bleach

(may not be good career advice)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:12, archived)
# The thought crossed my mind.
Twice.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# whip your cock out
spunk on them and say, "they ain't magenta now."
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# So....
...what did you do? </sarcasm>
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:11, archived)
# most suitable indeed
having come home from a long weekend to find several days worth of post just jammed into the front door like a big fucking "please burgle this house the old dear is obviously dead" sign

and they managed to "lose" a mate's glasto ticket

and delivered five houses worth of fucking christmas mail to the thousand year old couple up the road because there was a half inch of snow on the ground

cripple-minded cunts
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:11, archived)
# another favourite
of theirs, is not to push the post in properly when it's pissing it down, so you get one half of the letter dry and the other half unreadable.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# and ye, he decreeeth unto it verily so
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:12, archived)