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# most suitable indeed
having come home from a long weekend to find several days worth of post just jammed into the front door like a big fucking 'please burgle this house the old dear is obviously dead' sign

and they managed to 'lose' a mate's glasto ticket

and delivered five houses worth of fucking christmas mail to the thousand year old couple up the road because there was a half inch of snow on the ground

cripple-minded cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:11, archived)
# another favourite
of theirs, is not to push the post in properly when it's pissing it down, so you get one half of the letter dry and the other half unreadable.
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)