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[challenge entry] as worn by *real* cowboys
like George Bush

From the cowboys challenge. See all 388 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Nicely
done
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 16:57, archived)
# as an american i'm offended

associating the name "george bush" with a word like "hero" really pisses me off.
(nonsense, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 16:57, archived)
# I'll change it
to "american twunt" tomorrow if I have time.
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 16:59, archived)
# thankyou

as long as we keep the message alive that gw is a douche
(nonsense, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Ah well.
tj: does anyone have any ideas why a computer will suddenly die and refuse to turn back on again?
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:01, archived)
# no lust for life
and a broken heart
(nonsense, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
# It's broken?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
# you're splitting my sides
you really are
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:03, archived)
# Do I win
£5?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# yes
and I'll also tell you teh upload codez
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# w00t
I n33d teh uplaod codez
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:08, archived)
# you kicked the plug out?


/sounds silly but a mate of mine spent an hour on a tech support line before he worked i out
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:04, archived)
# nah, checked it
I tried replacing the lead thingummy too. Thinking it might be rather borked.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:07, archived)
# The lead thingummy,
dead technical that. :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# It's blown motherboard, processor and memory?
I've seen that a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# or, more simply and possibly more likely
the PSU has gone
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:10, archived)
# Power unit could be gone?
Easy to swap if you have another and only a few quid if u need new one - check it is right power for system though...
(klondyker, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:12, archived)
# thank you!
the words "few quid" make me like your answer the best.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# i'd also check the connections inside
check cables going from the power supply to the board are all on properly.

signal to turn the power on comes from the motherboard these days.

erm.. also.. you can smell the power supply... if it smells like burning stuff it's probably blown a cap and therefore needs replacing...

new one only about £30

or if you can see any capacitors on the motherboard with scorch marks round them... you know it's the board...

you can bridge the connectors to make the power supply fire up if you suspect it's the board but you aren't sure... prolly best you don't do that tho.

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:40, archived)
# You should hit it with an axe.
Always does the trick for me.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Thats only caused by
browsing porn.
and stop that you will go blind!
(tApEtE, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Well he is a hero to anyone who:-
Owns major shares in oil companies,
Owns major shares in FOX, CBS and similar media orgs,
Owns major shares in weapon manufacture,
Owns major shares in various chemical companies,
Wants to believe what they're told as opposed to what they can actualy figure out for themselves,
Anyone who wants to kill people with guns,
Anyone with cross eyes and no thumbs,

I could go on but instead I recomend a course of Bill Hicks and Micheal Moore. It'll save us all if we try.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:03, archived)
# i had to drive an hour and a half
to watch that bloody movie last night and all it did was make me worry about my brother in the army. wasn't near as good as bowling for columbine, but that's probably because alot of it was like Stupid White Men The Movie. kinda redundant once you've read it.

some of the footage he got ahold of was incredible. stuff we haven't seen in the states (have you oversees folks seen it?) like beautiful shots of the tons of paper blowing in the wreckage and smoke of the trade center. anyway, i digress.
(nonsense, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:11, archived)
# You'll probably not get to read this now, but if you do...
I think the idea is simply that all the Americans that don't bother to read will get to see the points.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Hey...
I have a pair of those on now...
(drnuclear, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 16:58, archived)
# woo
tj - mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/connorclark/honest.swf

second flash attempt at speech
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 16:58, archived)
# whats he saying
i can't pick it out on my cruddy speakers
(nonsense, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:01, archived)
# -
"too be perfectly honest i dont care that much for cheese"
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
# ah!
excellent wooage.
(nonsense, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)