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[challenge entry] Porn Version Of this Cowboy Movie Classic

Pretty Scary film I reckon, but would be interesting to see though.


From the cowboys challenge. See all 388 entries (closed)

(princessrolo, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:04, archived)
# errr...
what?

if i didn't have opera i guess it'd be a red-ex
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:05, archived)
# I've got IE
And nothing is happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Nope.
I'm using F*reF*x and I can't see it either.

(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:08, archived)
# THERE IT IS!!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:12, archived)
# no image
at all
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:06, archived)
# then i suspect
teh Rolo Princess has used some non allowed HTML... tried to post a flash-movie maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:08, archived)
# Not even that
as far as i can see.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ooops
yea soz little hitch there. be up in bit. :D
(princessrolo, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:11, archived)
# Yes
it would. Might we?

TJ: The mad fucker downstairs from me appears to have graduated from playing the Smiths and Underworld at enormous volume to playing Sting at enormous volume. I give it ten minutes before he's slamming doors and lobbing crockery throught the windows again...

*double locks front door and windows*

/edit Worth waiting for, I reckon

*covers right side of screen*

*fwap*
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Take the dicombubolated (speeling) Bob stance
...go dump on his lawn/bed/head
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:10, archived)
# Glue his phone to the table.
then phone him, and laugh as he hits himself in the head pulling it free.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Not
really practicable, as he doesn't really have a lawn as such, and what front-of-building greenery there is is only about a foot from his window, and is probably technically my lawn as well, or about a third of it. Also, he is insane, violent and bigger than me.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Napalm
is your only option.

or bite his kneecaps off
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Go downstairs
stand on the landing, start rocking and shouting randomly.

Worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:15, archived)
# That's
more his sort of area, to be honest - last time I passed him standing at the bottom of the steps staring vacantly into space, I said "Hello" and he said "YES I'M STILL FUCKING TALKING TO MYSELF YOU CUNT".
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:17, archived)
# All you have to do is out-mad him.
Then he'll start thinking you're a mentallist and avoid you.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Good point that...
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Well-made, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# I concur
Out hatstand the hatstand...that's my motto*

*Actually it's not but it maybe now.
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:27, archived)
# It's a good motto.
Is there some kind of Latin translation vehicle on teh interweb, do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# "Per
insanitas ad astra" or something.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# I
may well take you up on that. I have a rubber hand in a jar (it was a promo for Resident Evil and I was loath to throw it out) which I may leave on his windowsill before I go to bed...
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# While this thread is jacked.....
We thought we'd got rid of the plate smashing nutter in the downstairs flat. Then about a month later he came back, and as we watched him from an upstairs window, he smashed the window of his old flat (now the home to a young couple,who were luckily out at the time)
climbed in and robbed the place. Not something you see everyday!
(acme01, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:16, archived)
# WOAH
there it is in a BIG, but fwaptastic way.





/fwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwap
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:12, archived)