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# Take the dicombubolated (speeling) Bob stance
...go dump on his lawn/bed/head
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:10, archived)
# Glue his phone to the table.
then phone him, and laugh as he hits himself in the head pulling it free.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Not
really practicable, as he doesn't really have a lawn as such, and what front-of-building greenery there is is only about a foot from his window, and is probably technically my lawn as well, or about a third of it. Also, he is insane, violent and bigger than me.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Napalm
is your only option.

or bite his kneecaps off
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 30 Jun 2004, 23:19, archived)