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[challenge entry] A goat in a tree saw a GOATSE!

Yes, it childish and I'll probably regret posting it when I sober up.

From the Rhyming Photoshops challenge. See all 392 entries (closed)

(Is it just me?, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:07, archived)
# It is Woo!
but does goatse rhyme with tree?
(Xybex, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Really?
I though it was more like "goats eh?"
As it's from goatse.cx
(Xybex, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:13, archived)
# maybe we should use three goats
the goats three in english and goats tres in spanish
(nonsense, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)
# i pronounce it goat seh as well
goat sea sounds odd. like, some kind of vast despositary of goats, stretching as far as the eye can see. Goats everywhere, reminiscent of the famous Dead Sea of Israel, only the high salt content would be replaced with a high goat content, the same goats that would stop people from sinking when swimming in this goat sea, much like the dead sea. The goats may eventually adapt to surviving in this strange predicament, piled on top of each other like they are. Perhaps the goats would organize some kind of elaborate crystaline structure, where each goat was connected to only 4 other goats - the same structure utilised by diamond, only with carbon atoms instead of goats, of course. In this case, the goat sea would have became more of a goat crystal, a literal giant structure of goats filling up your vision, goats in front of you, goats behind, goats above and below. But this crystalline structure is an idealized form of organization. In practice, goat nature would prevail, and the goats would most likely adopt a caste system, much like naked mole rats and their relatives, the ant. The lowest caste of goats, the goats least useful to the society, would naturally sink to the bottom, with each successive caste of goat arranged on top of them in order of their importance to the heirachy, with the self imposed borzhwazee (never did know how to spell that) goats lording it on top, looking downwards, ever downwards, onto their slaves. Goats really are bastards.

Sorry, don't know where that came from.
(Hazhar, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:20, archived)
# i only read a little of it
but i appreciated every bit
(nonsense, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:21, archived)
#
I like you. You think like me.
(Xybex, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:23, archived)
# This is very late, and I doubt you're here any more
But I'm blogging that. It's ace. (Crediting, naturally). Hadn't read it until now. Genius, sir. Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:50, archived)
# Do you see what Goatse?
(Amer3tan, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)
# goat tree does
(nonsense, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)
# I'm sure somewhere out there
that Goatse chap is feeling rather insulted by our constant mocking of his anal talents.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)
# yeah!
He works DAY AND NIGHT! to entertain you with his rim, and this is how you repay him, Forshame.... forshame....
Woo.
(Shadowman, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)
# I don't recokon
it's a talent he's overly proud of !
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)
# he's dead
by all accounts
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)
# he's dead
so i doubt he cares
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)
# what did he die of i wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:12, archived)
# How do we know he's dead ?
Does someone know him !!???
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:13, archived)
# I think someone must have known him very well
(Hazhar, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:27, archived)
# Is he?
What was his story?
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:12, archived)
# How did he die?
Just stopped breathing?
(I helped save b3ta! Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:13, archived)
# i think he must have taken in a load of air into his bowels when he closed his poo hole up
which then transferred into his bloodstream and killed him
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:16, archived)
# What a nice thought...
*runs and vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:17, archived)
# any reason?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Because we want to, because we want to
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)
# why'd we always hang around in crowds?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:16, archived)
# OOOOOOOOooooooooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:17, archived)
# He's alive seeing as how there was a recently made video with him in it.
(Amer3tan, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)
# where was that ?
Does he make an appearance as Mr Goatse UK ?
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)
# I can link you to it,
but that would be an internet low.
(Amer3tan, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:16, archived)
# errm..
i don't know - what does he do in this video ?
(i read that as 'break internet law')
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:17, archived)
# He donates a kidney to a little Asian girl in desperate need of one,
and then visits an atrium to plant a tree.
(Amer3tan, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)
# does she recieve the kidney via his gaping anus ?
.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:22, archived)
# different guy
that chap is much younger and unmarried... he was also interviewed by the BMEzine and by all accounts wasn't the same guy

/read the text with images turned off
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:16, archived)
# Probably true, but I've seen more than one anus opening video in my life.
(Amer3tan, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:18, archived)
# haven't we all
.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:18, archived)
# i'm still greatly amused by all of them
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Don't know if
this is genuine.
Probably not. ;)
(Xybex, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)
# i love that.
.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:23, archived)
# That goat looks like
he's going to jump in there!!!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:12, archived)
# i've never seen a goat looking
so horrified.

fleetingly thinks of calling rspca
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:13, archived)
# woo
I like this competition rhyming rocks
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:19, archived)