i pronounce it goat seh as wellgoat sea sounds odd. like, some kind of vast despositary of goats, stretching as far as the eye can see. Goats everywhere, reminiscent of the famous Dead Sea of Israel, only the high salt content would be replaced with a high goat content, the same goats that would stop people from sinking when swimming in this goat sea, much like the dead sea. The goats may eventually adapt to surviving in this strange predicament, piled on top of each other like they are. Perhaps the goats would organize some kind of elaborate crystaline structure, where each goat was connected to only 4 other goats - the same structure utilised by diamond, only with carbon atoms instead of goats, of course. In this case, the goat sea would have became more of a goat crystal, a literal giant structure of goats filling up your vision, goats in front of you, goats behind, goats above and below. But this crystalline structure is an idealized form of organization. In practice, goat nature would prevail, and the goats would most likely adopt a caste system, much like naked mole rats and their relatives, the ant. The lowest caste of goats, the goats least useful to the society, would naturally sink to the bottom, with each successive caste of goat arranged on top of them in order of their importance to the heirachy, with the self imposed borzhwazee (never did know how to spell that) goats lording it on top, looking downwards, ever downwards, onto their slaves. Goats really are bastards.
Sorry, don't know where that came from.
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Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:20,
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Sorry, don't know where that came from.
This is very late, and I doubt you're here any moreBut I'm blogging that. It's ace. (Crediting, naturally). Hadn't read it until now. Genius, sir. Genius.
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Sat 31 Jul 2004, 0:50,
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