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[challenge entry] I think ive just about offended every major religion


Hey jesus please squeeze us, that would appease us,
not like buddha whose blubber makes us shudder,
but theres allah in tikka masala with his pet piranah,
he's attacked the flesh of ganesh but is saved by shiva with a cleaver,
while moses poses with the stone roses,
all this is very strange backdropped in a mountain range

From the Rhyming Photoshops challenge. See all 392 entries (closed)

(, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 14:28, archived)
# crikey
i'm guessing 'to hell with you' but now i don't know which one!
(, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that.
Religion sucks a big donkey

(, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 14:29, archived)
# sucking a big donkey
is my religion.
(, Sun 1 Aug 2004, 14:39, archived)