Threadjack
My apologies, 'cause it's an amusing shop.
Assuming that b3ta hasn't had it's full quota of fucked-off Londoners, I'd like to interrupt your normal viewing for a shortish burst of obscenity.
If I ever meet the people responsible for today's lack of planning against fucking heavy rain, I swear I will slowly wind their intestines out onto a stick. While showing them Keith Harris and Orville videos. I left the pub at 8.45 to go home. I may as well have remained there, got arseholed and slept in a gutter. It's only fucking rain. Waterloo Station had one train in it at 9pm. ONE train. And that was to fucking Basingstoke. Possibly the only time that living in Basingstoke has been an advantage. As for getting the District Line to Wimbledon, I may as well have stapled fucking lemurs to my arse. Fucking fucking fucking fuck.
Sorry, I'm a little annoyed.
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Tue 3 Aug 2004, 23:11,
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Assuming that b3ta hasn't had it's full quota of fucked-off Londoners, I'd like to interrupt your normal viewing for a shortish burst of obscenity.
If I ever meet the people responsible for today's lack of planning against fucking heavy rain, I swear I will slowly wind their intestines out onto a stick. While showing them Keith Harris and Orville videos. I left the pub at 8.45 to go home. I may as well have remained there, got arseholed and slept in a gutter. It's only fucking rain. Waterloo Station had one train in it at 9pm. ONE train. And that was to fucking Basingstoke. Possibly the only time that living in Basingstoke has been an advantage. As for getting the District Line to Wimbledon, I may as well have stapled fucking lemurs to my arse. Fucking fucking fucking fuck.
Sorry, I'm a little annoyed.
Ahhh, thank you all
I'm slowly calming down, with the aid of b3ta huggage and peanut butter on toast.
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Tue 3 Aug 2004, 23:15,
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Stapling lemurs to your arse would have been funnier
I live in north london, and just about avoided being affected because Kentish Town is underground, but the news from Waterloo was not good. Twunts.
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Tue 3 Aug 2004, 23:14,
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Lucky sod
Oddly, most of the stations affected by flooding were above ground. Ravenscourt Park, f'rexample. It's at first-floor level, most of it. And the track's on an embankment. How in the name of Cecil Parkinson does that flood?
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Tue 3 Aug 2004, 23:18,
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And come winter they'll
be suprised by snow.
'What? Frozen rain? In Britain? At this time of year?'
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Tue 3 Aug 2004, 23:15,
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'What? Frozen rain? In Britain? At this time of year?'