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chandler 'bling' bing, sings on a swing .. in spring....


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(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:07, archived)
# could that BE any more woo
probably not
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:08, archived)
# YOU!
How did it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:12, archived)
# ah yes
after yesterday's trauma, make us all happy and tell us you have found love
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:14, archived)
# he's going to tell
he's going to tell he's going to tell he's going to tell
right cut that out we want no bloody singing here
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:17, archived)
# but the third castle . . .
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:19, archived)
# wasn't sure
if anyone would spot that
have one smile as a reward
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:28, archived)
# hoorah
b3ta soap op3ra!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:18, archived)
# havent made my move yet
planning to do it today

and i will definately ask her out

she'll be at work at the moment though, so if she comes on msn at any point i'll talk to her, if not i'll probly text her
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Haha
Text - possibly a worse idea than a typed letter.

Remember, texts can be forwarded...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:24, archived)
# true
ask her face to face dude, just do it with self assurance and confidence. if she blows you out kick her deceitful face in and scream "you were the one, now its aaalll fucked up, me and you could of gone far, now your going to the cemetary." then finsh her off.*



*may not be the best course of action
(haitch, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:27, archived)
# she's not the kind of person
that would forward a personal text, and it wasnt gonna b as soppy and pathetic as the letter was anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:28, archived)
# could anything
have been more soppy then the letter???

Go and TALK to her, face to face. If you gibber incoherently, then practice beforehand in a mirror.

Dont wimp out and use text. She'll respect you more if you have the onions to talk to her..
(Jerry Atrick knows he is better than yew, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:36, archived)
# yay
onions!
(haitch, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:40, archived)
# go into her work....
Good luck anywho ~^o^~
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:27, archived)
# dont actually know
where she is working
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:29, archived)
# but it would be
all an officer and a mentlegen like

don't even know where she works some stalker you are!
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:46, archived)
# PHONE!
USE THE FUCKING PHONE. FUCKING TEXTMESSAGEWANKINGIMPERSONALSHITEBISCUITCUNTYMINT.

Sorry, not a fan of texting when calling would be easier and nicer.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:27, archived)
# carm down dear
its his sex life he will end with a FUCKING TEXTMESSAGEWANKINGIMPERSONALSHITEBISCUITCUNTYMINT not yours
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:30, archived)
# cant really phone her at work
on her mobile and i dont know the number for where she works, and i dont know where she works to look it up
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:30, archived)
# on a serious note
make sure if you ask her over the phone you make it 124345.325% clear that its a date, you dont want to be even more pissed off when you get the "i like you as a friend" speech, if that happens remember the phrase "all or nothing!" and stick to it!
(haitch, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Get yourself a white horse, Navy Officer's uniform and a
string quartet and storm the building! She WILL be yours. She WILL.


/exclusion order
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:37, archived)
# i love hor.....
never mind
(haitch, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:39, archived)
# you love hor?
yeah yeah yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:48, archived)
# I think hes gonna be
sad I think its today yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:54, archived)
# yep
he likes her too much, he'll be dumped in a fortnight if she says yes.
(haitch, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 11:00, archived)
# why dont you fill a hat up
and send it special delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:40, archived)
# hmmm,
i may try that myself. how big a hat would be appropriate? at shooting say 1/2 a teaspoon every 20min allowing for when the barrels are about empty it may take a few days to fill, it it will mostly be potato juice. i assume a mesh back cap wouldnt work due to the nature of mesh.
(haitch, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:43, archived)
# i thought about sending her flowers
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:43, archived)
# the hat will get you more reaction
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:44, archived)
# especially if
it's delivered still *dripping*
(Jerry Atrick knows he is better than yew, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:53, archived)
# but really
girls like flowers right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Try the old
*panic attack* excuse. Get's anyone into bed, apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:44, archived)
# hang around til she's got a headache
then slip her a rohypnol
(haitch, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
seems i do nothing but laugh these days...
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Just talk to her
you thundering moron!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:35, archived)
# ask her if she swallows.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:35, archived)
# ask her afterwards
whilst pretending to apologise
(Rich Chestmat, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:45, archived)
#
chop one of your ears off and send it to her
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:36, archived)
# with some long-lens photographs of her just walking down the street
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:49, archived)
# I can't look
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:37, archived)
# neither can I
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaha
*falls off chair in fit of unhelpful amusement*
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:46, archived)
# would advise against texting
you need to know her reaction right? so you you to speak to her face-to-face, right? So, have a friendly time together doing something you both enjoy - does she play an instrument or anything? try writing some music together - get her to write the words and you come up with the music perhaps. It's gotta be fun for you both, relationships work best with fun rather than desparation.
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Shoulder to cry on
Kill both her parents and then whilst she is still grieving and vulnerable make your move. Works every time. If you need help contact me at HMP Rampton.

Good luck.

Serious Mode: Just tell her, what’s the worst that can happen? Even if you get blown out and she tells everyone you may be surprised how this can flush out those amongst your friends who harbour secret desires for you !! 100% fact
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Falsehood!
That looks a lot more like autumn!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:13, archived)