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# PHONE!
USE THE FUCKING PHONE. FUCKING TEXTMESSAGEWANKINGIMPERSONALSHITEBISCUITCUNTYMINT.

Sorry, not a fan of texting when calling would be easier and nicer.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:27, archived)
# carm down dear
its his sex life he will end with a FUCKING TEXTMESSAGEWANKINGIMPERSONALSHITEBISCUITCUNTYMINT not yours
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:30, archived)
# cant really phone her at work
on her mobile and i dont know the number for where she works, and i dont know where she works to look it up
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:30, archived)
# on a serious note
make sure if you ask her over the phone you make it 124345.325% clear that its a date, you dont want to be even more pissed off when you get the "i like you as a friend" speech, if that happens remember the phrase "all or nothing!" and stick to it!
(haitch, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Get yourself a white horse, Navy Officer's uniform and a
string quartet and storm the building! She WILL be yours. She WILL.


/exclusion order
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:37, archived)
# i love hor.....
never mind
(haitch, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:39, archived)
# you love hor?
yeah yeah yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:48, archived)
# I think hes gonna be
sad I think its today yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:54, archived)
# yep
he likes her too much, he'll be dumped in a fortnight if she says yes.
(haitch, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 11:00, archived)
# why dont you fill a hat up
and send it special delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:40, archived)
# hmmm,
i may try that myself. how big a hat would be appropriate? at shooting say 1/2 a teaspoon every 20min allowing for when the barrels are about empty it may take a few days to fill, it it will mostly be potato juice. i assume a mesh back cap wouldnt work due to the nature of mesh.
(haitch, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:43, archived)
# i thought about sending her flowers
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:43, archived)
# the hat will get you more reaction
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:44, archived)
# especially if
it's delivered still *dripping*
(Jerry Atrick knows he is better than yew, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:53, archived)
# but really
girls like flowers right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Try the old
*panic attack* excuse. Get's anyone into bed, apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:44, archived)
# hang around til she's got a headache
then slip her a rohypnol
(haitch, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
seems i do nothing but laugh these days...
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 10:47, archived)