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# a cat gets
a twat with a 'bat' and goes splat
its in

woo and you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:00, archived)
# kitten being smitten?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:00, archived)
# *POKE*
Beat you to it!
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Ahh.
finally r2load (note spelling) gets the message.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Cock Muffin
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Mmmm. don't mind if I do
I'm always hungry after sex.

EDIT: *eats

*chokes on hidden pube

*dies
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Speaking of pubes am I the
only one that plants them in friends pints at the pub?
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I doubt that they're friends for long
don't they get suspicious when you shove your hand down yer kecks, or do you remove them before going out?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Just sneakily when there not looking
or are at the bar/going to toilet
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Do they ever realise before drinking them?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:14, archived)
# No but sometimes they get to the bottem and see a hair
and look at me and say "thats your pube isnt it" and othertimes they get to the bottem and there is nothing there and I laugh knowing they have swallowed it.
Funnies was when one got stuck in my mates teeth.
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:17, archived)
# *bleaches finger
and vows never to poke r3load ever again
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:21, archived)
# If we ever end up at a bash
together, I'll buy you a pint.
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:26, archived)
# a friend of mine
once stuck a bit of spicy sausage in another mates guiness, when he found it a third mate fished it out and ate it, to alleviate the humiliation of the 2nd mate

look at me with all my mates
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Not quite a pube is it?
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:26, archived)
# afternoon r3load:)
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)
# A groggy
moggy becomes soggy (with blood) on a foggy day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:02, archived)
# How about
a smote goat?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)
# what do you want
to go halfs on one?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:08, archived)