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[challenge entry] could fit in last week's or this week's comp but...

click fur gorey bigness

look what them danged threadwasters made me do!

From the Rhyming Photoshops challenge. See all 392 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Arf!
Thats great!
TJ It's just started storming here and I'm so tempted to go sit in the rain and get soaked.
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 14:59, archived)
# oh arseing cock wank badgers not more storms
if the slightest bit of lightening goes anywhere near south west trains, i'll sue the weather! it took me fucking hours to get home on tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Pfft!
South West ahh? May I have just found a car sharing buddy for Northan bashes? Crawley, you?
Was it you saying something like "I'd have been better to stay at the pub and get plastered and slept in the gutter"?
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:06, archived)
# surbiton me.
i still haven't managed to get to a london bash even, so i doubt it! i'm reet rubbish, me.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:10, archived)
# I hate the Surbiton trains
You get.....PEOPLE.... on them so have to stand all the way to Surbiton where they all push past you with a look that says 'I'm from Surbiton don't you know...'

Grrrr, commuters
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:17, archived)
# quiet you!
i'm one of those.....PEOPLE....and so is my wife (to be). now go do some government shuffling.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:41, archived)
# ahhh
more people who suffer with them! bloody mortlake trains are always buggered!
(I helped save b3ta! TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:27, archived)
# do it
masturbating all the while

...and woo to BWO's kitty crusher
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)
# It just passed over here..
Oh the great british summer time.
(El_Lurkio, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:07, archived)
# wheres here
i want, nay, need a good storm and some rain, i'm seriously overheating here (south east)
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Rain?
Ask and ye shall receive.
(ShadowTail, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 16:16, archived)
# a cat gets
a twat with a "bat" and goes splat
its in

woo and you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:00, archived)
# kitten being smitten?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:00, archived)
# *POKE*
Beat you to it!
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Ahh.
finally r2load (note spelling) gets the message.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Cock Muffin
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Mmmm. don't mind if I do
I'm always hungry after sex.

EDIT: *eats

*chokes on hidden pube

*dies
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Speaking of pubes am I the
only one that plants them in friends pints at the pub?
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I doubt that they're friends for long
don't they get suspicious when you shove your hand down yer kecks, or do you remove them before going out?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Just sneakily when there not looking
or are at the bar/going to toilet
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Do they ever realise before drinking them?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:14, archived)
# No but sometimes they get to the bottem and see a hair
and look at me and say "thats your pube isnt it" and othertimes they get to the bottem and there is nothing there and I laugh knowing they have swallowed it.
Funnies was when one got stuck in my mates teeth.
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:17, archived)
# *bleaches finger
and vows never to poke r3load ever again
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:21, archived)
# If we ever end up at a bash
together, I'll buy you a pint.
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:26, archived)
# a friend of mine
once stuck a bit of spicy sausage in another mates guiness, when he found it a third mate fished it out and ate it, to alleviate the humiliation of the 2nd mate

look at me with all my mates
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Not quite a pube is it?
(r3load, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:26, archived)
# afternoon r3load:)
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:48, archived)
# A groggy
moggy becomes soggy (with blood) on a foggy day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:02, archived)
# How about
a smote goat?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:04, archived)
# what do you want
to go halfs on one?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:08, archived)
# That's horrid
I don't like you no more.
How was paintballmashing on Sat?
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:01, archived)
# it were chuffin' great
the bruises are starting to fade now too. and the chronic leg stiffness.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:03, archived)
# STOP
Hammer Time !!
does anyone have a collection of all
the donation icons that there have been? or
know how many there have been?
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:11, archived)
# .
sadly the quest for icons continues alone ...
off through the archives....
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:18, archived)
# um, i think that
the icons come from a challenge thats in the challenge archive, i dont think all the ones that are in htere have been used tho
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Ahhhh
thankyou young man, my afternoon may yet be saved....
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Thu 5 Aug 2004, 15:25, archived)