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[challenge entry] Clark had an embarrassing problem,

but the government were more than happy to help out.

From the What Superheroes do on their day off challenge. See all 410 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Poon Poon, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:26, archived)
# thats a point
what does superman fwap off to?
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:28, archived)
# he shags Lois Lane
superfast

and falls asleep

so Lois Lane has to self satisfy... poor woman
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# can you imagine how fast his manjuice would travel
gotta hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)
# urk
:/
how do you lot think this kind of thing up?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)
# haha lovely name change
:P
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)
# See! I like you really
honest
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:35, archived)
# i know, and you're loveliest!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:39, archived)
# who knows
my main concern however would be the friction...
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)
# it's special skill you develop hanging around b3ta too much
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)
# Like seeing goatse everywhere
:/
and knowing what CDC stands for
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
lois probably has a bed with wheels, so when superman does his worst, she'll just zoom off into the distance
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)
# are you serious? he has x-ray eyes.
b3ta.com/board/3562297
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# Superman couldn't fwap off.
The friction would instantly ignite his superpenis.
(Errol, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# If you don't mind a little well intentioned criticism
try putting a little shadowing on the lower letters following the barrel shadow line. A simple light spray with the airbrush on below 10% would do it in seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# thanks, i'll give it a try
still learning pshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Poon Poon, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)
# curious
i often wondered what happened when sumerman shagged. would he blow the top of lois's scull with his power spunk?
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# Mallrats?
Kind of
(Errol, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)
# Mallrats...
...that's what I was thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:38, archived)
# often?
worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Those barrels couldn't contain Superman's sex wee.
They would simply wriggle out and impregnate everything on Earth.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:35, archived)
# ARGH!! GOATSE!!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:43, archived)