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# he shags Lois Lane
superfast

and falls asleep

so Lois Lane has to self satisfy... poor woman
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:29, archived)
# can you imagine how fast his manjuice would travel
gotta hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:30, archived)
# urk
:/
how do you lot think this kind of thing up?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:31, archived)
# haha lovely name change
:P
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)
# See! I like you really
honest
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:35, archived)
# i know, and you're loveliest!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:39, archived)
# who knows
my main concern however would be the friction...
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:32, archived)
# it's special skill you develop hanging around b3ta too much
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)
# Like seeing goatse everywhere
:/
and knowing what CDC stands for
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
lois probably has a bed with wheels, so when superman does his worst, she'll just zoom off into the distance
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:33, archived)