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[challenge entry] by the power of SANATOGEN!

From the What Superheroes do on their day off challenge. See all 410 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:11, archived)
# sorry i didn't get back to you re: that worky bollocks
i am currently being bum raped by the boss with 10,000 other jobs. will advise
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Every day that goes by
allows me to clear the in tray more, so you'll get a faster turnaround.

Take your time.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:21, archived)
# consider the time tooked
or something
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
this am w00t
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:12, archived)
# woo and yay
also I think my cock is as long as tigras
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:13, archived)
# Tigra is big
/pain in the ass (literally)


/ok, maybe not


/stop rambling twat !!


/ok
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:17, archived)
# right okay then
He he
ning koit saw your unlucky dave thing last night

twas rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Thanks good sir
Might start translating the previous ones to flash now. Who knows.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahah!
Aceness, although it looks like he's brandishing a 12" black rubber cock.


w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:14, archived)
# You see 12" black rubber cock in everything you fucking knob-jockey


'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)
# 'ning ya gayer!

Are you trying to impress a young French lovely, per-chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Oh yes.
How did you guess.
I was talking to herthe other night after a few pints and getting by, using much mime and gesticulation. But last night (sober) she came over and offered me a drink and I went into shy, quiet Hank mode and just mumbled that I already had one, and she buggered off.

I want to touch her
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Then touch her you shall!!!

If in doubt, get plastered. I think you've already proved that the Hankster functions far better when the tank is full!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:28, archived)
# That is the case my friend.
I can't look a lady in the eye til I'm bladdered then it's like something clicks and it's Waaaahaaayyy!


Look out for a French invasion!

She's here for three months so I'd better be quick
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:30, archived)
# hahahahaha,
here, have a pound:
£1
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:17, archived)
# thanks
i'll get myself something nice shall i?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:18, archived)
# yes,
a nice hat with a feather in it or something, don't spend it all at once though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Yay!
but then he'd be Dave the Hat too.

:0(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:26, archived)
# yay for hat based daves!
though for a pound i think that my hat will be very small and feather is completely out of the question.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Here
have another pound

*pounds Big Daft Dave to a pulp (but only in my weedy imagination)

EDIT: You could get a hat for your furtive icon

They're in someones profile . . . ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Olvley Tsuff
A big shiney WOO to you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:27, archived)