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# Hahahah!
Aceness, although it looks like he's brandishing a 12' black rubber cock.


w/y/h
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:14, archived)
# You see 12" black rubber cock in everything you fucking knob-jockey


'Ning
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:16, archived)
# 'ning ya gayer!

Are you trying to impress a young French lovely, per-chance?
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Oh yes.
How did you guess.
I was talking to herthe other night after a few pints and getting by, using much mime and gesticulation. But last night (sober) she came over and offered me a drink and I went into shy, quiet Hank mode and just mumbled that I already had one, and she buggered off.

I want to touch her
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Then touch her you shall!!!

If in doubt, get plastered. I think you've already proved that the Hankster functions far better when the tank is full!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:28, archived)
# That is the case my friend.
I can't look a lady in the eye til I'm bladdered then it's like something clicks and it's Waaaahaaayyy!


Look out for a French invasion!

She's here for three months so I'd better be quick
(, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 11:30, archived)