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[challenge entry] For when it does eventually happen...

Sorry if this is stretching the compo roolz.

From the Alternative Funerals challenge. See all 233 entries (closed)

(Charlie Bouquet, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)
# NRA humour.
Woo.
(Small Beer, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 17:31, archived)
# National Record of Achievement?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 17:35, archived)
# National Rifle Association
...it's a gun-totin' american thing.
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Ah, thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Hmm... how do you know his future date of death?
Very suspicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Wishful finking?
It's yesterday's date, so as not to tempt fate and get implicated in some bizarre death triangle with Heston and Bush.
(Charlie Bouquet, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Ah, I thought it said 15th.
I was about to send the Dept. of Homeland Security after you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 17:35, archived)