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[challenge entry] Im most pleased with this..

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(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:11, archived)
# I suppose a woo is in order
Only for mocking the work FUCK
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:13, archived)
# watermelon!
w/y/h
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:14, archived)
# whatever happened to the filter?
I had forgotten about watermelon
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:16, archived)
# they should put it in reverse
convert all fruit utterances to obscenities
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)
# agreed
as in:

"oh, today i gave my dying mother a basket of shit"
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:20, archived)
# the future's bright
the future's cuntfucker
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)
# A is for cock-badger
B is for Balloon
C is for Crayon
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:23, archived)
# a cock-badger a day
keeps the doctor away
/fact
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:26, archived)
# it was sunny the other day so i ate a fuck.
i like it...
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)
# Dunno, it was gone
quite some time ago though. It didnt last too long. Just enough time for watermelon to be imprinted on my brain with an alternative meaning.
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)
# and cranberry
zeppelin and happy baby orangutan
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:22, archived)
# of course.
Although I cant remember what Zeppelin was.
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:22, archived)
# neither can I
I just remember it for some wierd reason

although google tells me it was twat :)
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:25, archived)
# cranberry was cock or some other insult
rather than a random expletive.

I'm sure i remember people being called cranberries.
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:28, archived)
# it was cunt
happy baby orangutan was wanker
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:29, archived)
# close enough
although i must say 'happy baby orangutan' i'm having trouble remembering.
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:31, archived)
# MP are always worth a tattyshop.
Tynan was the first with 'fuck.' Woo.

TJ: Anyone know of a bittorrent for series one episode 1 of Spaced?
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Both series were on suprnova
a few months back. Not sure now.
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)
# dont be so cheeky
buy the dvd as i did. and i had never watched the thing before. now i am obsessed
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)
# Fair point.
They worked, they get paid. Just never watch telly, me.
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:19, archived)
# reading below
i am now upset because there is the 3 disc set being released
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:23, archived)
# here
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:18, archived)
# Good heavens!
That actualy worked! Did you realise?
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:20, archived)
# of course
I wouldn't post a dodgy link would i?
(, Sat 14 Aug 2004, 20:21, archived)